Pig Poetry

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:48 pm

Sow happy to post this - for all you porcine posters .

http://www.porkopolis.org/lib/poetry/hawkins-s.php

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:27 pm

Well if the poems didn't get you in the mood - you can't say I'm not looking out for you !

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/S ... 40+mcs.jpg

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:15 am

Ah!!!! nothing smells of money more than banjo's and oil..

I hear you guys in Eastern Canada are hurting right now (recession and all) so I imagine these are your new saving centres.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:42 am

Good one Ronald ! This is another notable pig - unfortunately it sounds like he will still end up on someones dinner plate .

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... spots.html

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:15 pm

That one appears cute.... but they grow up so fast... just like our kids... and sometimes better behaved.

Since you're planning on eating em... you might as well do it right.

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:35 am

Wise words of wisdom:

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:17 pm

Wise words indeed Ronald . This little pig might save your tail !

http://www.shinyshack.com/product.php?p ... -on-a-Rope

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:32 pm

Soap might work... but scrubbing only cleans it up for awhile.

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:17 pm

Come on Smitty.... it's your turn to post.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:38 pm

One day a little pig walked into a bar. He drank a couple, then got up to leave. he asked the bartender, "Which way to the bathroom?" She answered, "Go down the hall, first door on your left." The pig went to the bathroom and left.
The next day another little pig came into the bar. he also had a few drinks, and asked the bartender where the bathroom was. Again, she told him, "Go down the hall, first door on your left." Again, he went to the bathroom and left.
This went on for another week. One day a pig walked in. he had a few drinks, but he got up and started to walk out. The bartender stopped him and asked, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?"
The little pig replied "No, I'm going wee wee wee all the way home..."

howard_jax · Post by **howard_jax** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:30 pm

City fella moves out to the farm area and noticed his Farmer next door neighbor had a pig that stayed on the porch all the time and played with the Farmer's kids. One day he noticed that the Pig was missing a rear leg, but still played with the Kids. About a month later he noticed the Pig was missing the other rear leg and the farmer had built a small cart for it's rear, so it could get around. The Man went next door and asked the Framer if the Pig had something going wrong with it. The Farmer said it is a rather sad story. One night when we were all asleep the house caught fire. The Pig started to squeal and scratch at the door and woke us up, saving all our lives. When a Pig does that for you, it is hard to eat him all at once.

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:32 pm

It's apparent you two only think of pigs as food. With that attitude you couldn't possibly be one of their friends.

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:35 am

Usually a sign of old age.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:05 am

A two faced porker - ugly to the point of being cute .

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/26201/two_headed_piglet/

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:45 pm

Neat: Did you notice that guy said he took a look at it and couldn't figure out what it was... they must raise cross species in his county.. Like Bill Engvall says 'here's your sign'.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:57 pm

A little one in search of his Mom - and avoiding Ronnie's Depends idea .

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigbird3/1617734943/

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:51 pm

Everybody likes them when they're so cute.... alot like kids.. My sons and I watched 'Beer for my horses' with Toby Keith last night.. Anybody else see this movie? There is a part in it when they go hunting pigs at night... funny.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:33 pm

Right on ronnie - small pigs are cute !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 044897.stm

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:58 pm

that's what I've been trying to tell you... size is only a mental image that some people forget is only a matter of breeding within a species. ... being referred to as a pig is not an insult to most of us men... pigs are cute and cuddly... that's why we can always go home to our wives who appreciate real talent. The only ones that take offense are these anal retentive city bred fellers that never been on a farm and never spent any quality time with all the little animals...

Now before Mogens gets mad at you for not having this thread relevant to Puerto Vallarta... we'll be there this early winter (January)... how about you and the missus?

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:39 pm

I think the Scientist part of Mogens will appreciate this one - the ocean smiley pig . Actually a very small octopus .

I'll have to disagree ronnie - city or country people understand what it means to be compared to a pig . No offense intended for such a noble creature . No PV plans so far but we are always looking for deals - so who knows ? Fair warning ronnie - an atomic wedgie will be my greeting to you .

http://www.thisblogrules.com/2009/07/he ... wn-as.html

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An answer to the wee wee problem Smitty.

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Pigs And Less Pigs

Ocean Pig