"The Kid" beats The Streak at 7 games!
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:18 pm
Hooray!! Joe “The Kid” Kelly finally breaks through to slam the door to beat the Cards 7 game loosing streak!!!!! Also the Cardinals offer up a extra treat and makes winners of all those in the 13 run pool, Redbirds prevail 13-0!!. Last time they lost a 5 game series against the Pirates was in 1908. Glad that didn’t get broken! Kelly is the overall best athlete on the team, and aside from the NBA because of the height thing, could successfully compete and any pro league sport , he’s that good. Plus, he never knows when he is going to be called on to start, the # 5 role in the rotation which has been the consummate “Achilles Heel” for the team all season long ~so far. Plus one of the hottest hitters in the baseball is on the DL, Yadier Molina. You have not lived until you receive numerous harassing text messages at 5AM from those retarted asshat LA Dodger’s fan brothers who wish they could claim Tommy Lasorda as their Godfather, and whose franchise’s marquee player is a rude, overrated Cuban that needs to learn some respect for the game . The Weflemeyer brothers need to join the Menendez brothers out there at the Hollywood Hilton, they would have more than a few things to talk about besides their beloved Dodgers….