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urban funny for the day......

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 4:32 am
by Uecker_seats
A old man is riding on a packed bus in rush hour one afternoon in the city. A pretty young girl gets on, and the old man tells here "Hey there! I'm a old man, and I cannot give up my seat to you, as you see I have a cane to help me walk, but if you like you can sit on my lap if you have a long ride!" She said OK what the hell, she sits on his lap for the ride, the bus hits a bump, and then a few minutes later another bump, and he looks at her and says:" Honey, you better get up, I'm not as old as I thought I was!"