funny sayings

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:13 pm

i like these games you have here so lets try this one.

This was asked to me by a vendor named cheap charlie

do you know what we call canadians i said nope he said mexicans to the north. lmao

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:25 pm

A British one - and a google will explain it but won't take away the giggles whenever I hear it - " Bob's your uncle . "

Another I love and use whenever I meet my many nephews and nieces , "I'm a monkey's uncle ! "

Plus4 · Post by **Plus4** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:36 pm

Okie Dokie

My family from England were visiting us in Feb. On a day trip into Calgary we came across a major new roadway project .
My nieces got all excited when they saw the flag person holding the stopsign.
Oh look... a lollipop girl

tojol57 · Post by **tojol57** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:00 pm

Well as we all know, many people get Iowa and Idaho confused. Why i am not quite sure. but you all know what Iowa stands for don't you?

I - Indians
O - Out
W - Wandering
A - Around

And yes we still have plenty of Indians (Native Americans) here in the great state of Iowa, you can't drive 50 to 100 miles in either direction without running into a Casino.

Have a good one...

Tom aka Mr. Crown

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:54 pm

yesterday at day care my 5 yr old said goodbye to one of his teachers she was done for the day. After she left he leaned over to another teacher and said well the old lady left.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:01 am

A few years back I was delivering to a Medical Centre on my route . I went in a Dr's office and smiled at a little Girl and her Mom . I guess I scared the Girl cause she said to her Mom , "watch out Mom , he's going to bite us ! "

JBfan · Post by **JBfan** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:38 pm

Someone told me we up here in NorthernWisconsin say "You Betcha" quite often.

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:12 pm

teenagers- are you tired of being harrased by your parents hurry get a job move out and pay your own bills while you still know everything.

the best one Ive read.

Plus4 · Post by **Plus4** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:01 pm

ALL of your friends were doing it? Would you jump off a bridge if all of your friends were doing it?"

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:28 am

my dad took my 8yr old daughter out on the frozen lake for a drive to see if they could see any ice fishing. She phoned me when she got to his house almost out of breath.

mom mom do you know what grandpa did he took me out on the ice
Does he not understand how dangerous that is we could have fallen through and gotten cold and drowned. I played dumb and asked if they walked out on it and she said nooooo "he took the van" can you believe that. lmao

needless to say I explained to her that grandpa would never put her in any type of danger and that it was safe.

Plus4 · Post by **Plus4** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:11 pm

clean your plate before having your dessert.

JBfan · Post by **JBfan** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:26 pm

Where it should be "Life is uncertain eat dessert first"

Redd · Post by **Redd** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:04 pm

Michigan--the orange barrel state

Jane

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:30 pm

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:27 pm

michelle/tyler wrote:If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments.

That was good Michelle...Thanks!

Jane

Redd · Post by **Redd** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:28 pm

Life to too short to drink cheap wine

Jane

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:43 pm

Having a smoking section in a restraunt is like having a peeing section in a pool.

thanks jane

Redd · Post by **Redd** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:00 pm

Don't eat yellow snow

Jane

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:08 pm

I sometimes go to my own little world, but thats ok they all know me there.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:33 pm

One of my old workmates used to always say , " Working hardly or hardly working ? " It was in Shrek 1 so it must be funny .

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