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Plus4 · Post by **Plus4** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:53 am

These men don't ask for comfort. They don't ask for safety...They ask only (for) the freedom that England expects for every man. If one man among you believed that - one man! - he could command the fleets of England. He could sweep the seas for England if he called his men to their duty, not by flaying their backs but by lifting their hearts - their..., that's all.

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JROJEFF

There's no reason to become alarmed , and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Good one for a travel board.

JROJEFF · Post by **JROJEFF** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:42 am

Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.
Santa: You'll shoot your eye out kid.

ozzy · Post by **ozzy** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:19 am

I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat constantino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round trough a flea's a$$ at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else's leg, mudface, before I push yours in."

BellaLuna · Post by **BellaLuna** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:47 am

tojol57 wrote:
Redd wrote:Chips, dips, chains, whips.....
~Weird Science
Jane

i thought this was the name of our new store in Vallarta.... LOL

Darn.....I thought it was, too!!!!

BellaLuna · Post by **BellaLuna** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:55 am

"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.”

welovepv · Post by **welovepv** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:12 am

Napoleon Dynamite - Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico - She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite - Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all of our steak.
Uncle Rico - I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite - Get off my property!

palapa_gal · Post by **palapa_gal** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:22 am

"Champagne. Perfume going in, sewage coming out."

chi-mike · Post by **chi-mike** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:04 pm

[Marge is interviewing the two hookers whose clients were the two suspects]
Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1: Yah...
Marge Gunderson: So, you were havin' sex with the little fellow then.
Hooker No. 1: Uh huh...

welovepv · Post by **welovepv** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:01 pm

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.

Wow. Are you psychic?

No.

Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?

I stole your wallet.

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:37 pm

Julianne: "I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum."
Michael: "Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you for loving me that much, that way. It's pretty flattering."
Julianne: "Except it makes me fungus

my best friends wedding.great movie

chi-mike · Post by **chi-mike** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:33 pm

Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet! Wait a minute, I tell ya! You ain't heard nothin'! You wanna hear "Toot, Toot, Tootsie"? All right, hold on, hold on...
( this was a little before my time but these were the first words spoken in the first talkie the jazz singer with al jolson)

ronald · Post by **ronald** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:45 pm

I'll be back!!!!

What we say everytime we are leaving PV.

michelle/tyler · Post by **michelle/tyler** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:01 am

Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?
[Rusty shakes his head]
Danny: Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking teen beat cover boys.
[pause]
Danny: Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house.
Rusty: Been practicing this speech, haven't you?
Danny: Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt I rushed it.
Rusty: No, it was good, I liked it.

ReginaAndream · Post by **ReginaAndream** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:36 am

Im the King of the World?

You got like three feet of air that time.

Will you quit saying F**k all the time please.

We were right outside barstow when the drugs began to take hold.
Tell me about the f***ing Golf shoes.

HEY YOU GUUUUUYS. ORV ORV Hey guys bullet holes in the ORV.

lyrihn · Post by **lyrihn** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:56 am

My two favorite lines:

(1) There will be pork in the treetops come morining

(2) The most active thing I do is jump to conclusions

palapa_gal · Post by **palapa_gal** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:45 pm

"I'm gonna let ya' in on a secret Ray, K-Mart sucks."

chi-mike · Post by **chi-mike** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:16 pm

There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bulls--t word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a s--t

chuck · Post by **chuck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:39 am

Elizabeth: Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren...

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner .

chuck · Post by **chuck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:42 am

Saigon. s***! I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said 'yes' to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now. I'm waiting for a mission - getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker. And every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:11 pm

Honey, you think KFC is still open?

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