Never Ending Novel

That everyone here loves PV.

PV is the best vacation
Joyce

vacation for Dale and Alice :D

1st vacation to Puerto Vallarta!!! :D

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...Is the prettiest blue bird... 8)

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birds flew , fish swam , then .... :)

then...

blew Alice rode

while.... :D

...While Dale sat at the.... 8)

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the bar playing accordian and ..... :?:

and whistling a merry tune...
Joyce

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...was dancing the night away

Joyce

away when all of a

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a swarm of bees flew .... :)

...Flew around the room and... 8)

...and drank all the tequila... :shock:
Joyce

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tequila shooters during pool volleyball....
Jane :wink:

sun & tequila stings make Dale

Dale the life of the

great game smitty you really have to think for this game lol not my strong point.

went on...

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Rides are found , they travel..... :?:

...travel by trains, planes and ...

Joyce

wait till dale....alice show

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.... show the hidden map , revealing ....

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revealing all the secret treasures.....
Jane

... treasures in the most amazing

Joyce

...Amazing places that could be... 8)

be the best that you...........

you

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plot a strategy how to

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to take over the world

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Jane

world... and find the hidden :D

hidden agenda of some very

Joyce

very mean and nasty people
Jane

people

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map which could lead them...

Joyce

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them to the valley of ... :)

of no fear crazy pirates

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...Pirates of the inner child... 8)

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childlike Pirates but still fierce .... :)

(Charlieb let those inner Pirates out with a good long scream ! Aaaaarrgh should do it ! :) )

fierce as the sun shines

...Shines on the other side... 8)

(Smitty: in Korean martial arts, that yell is called a \"Kiap!\")

side to side we rock

Rock you like a hurricane.... :D

Hurricane that uprooted the buried

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buried all the hidden treasures...
Jane

treasures we will never see

Joyce

see because of course dale

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Dale betrays Alice and takes .... :)

...takes away her trust in

in her fellowship of humanity.... :cry:

8) Tom aka Mr. Crown...

...Humanity, by kissing her lover... 8)

lover who would have guessed

lover that she was only...

Joyce

only leaving town

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in her fake leg , she .... :)

...She carried the best tequila... 8)

Tequila that she got Mexico.

the bottom of the bottle.... :wink:

8) Tom aka Mr. Crown.

bottle it up and never...

Joyce

never pulled the cork to.....

8) Tom aka Mr Crown.

to expose the great tasting.....
Jane

tasting golden liquid like nothing

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Joyce

...Nothing that had ever been... 8)

been passed between human lips....

8) Tom aka Mr. Crown.

lips as red and full :wink:

Joyce

full of love and passion...

8) tom aka mr crown...

full of novacaine induced numbness

passion fruit juice and pulp

that is hilarious Know E!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

pulp fiction is a really
Joyce

long lost cousins twice removed.......... :D

Removed from the backwoods and....

...and, stricking oil, move to... 8)

to beverly hills where the

The rich and famous play

play hard and live life

Jpyce

life is like a box....

8) Tom aka Mr. Crown...

this novel gets sillier and sillier as it goes...

box of the best chocolates
Joyce

treasure like pot of gold

:wink: gold pot is where map :lol:

map out your next move

Joyce

move causiously

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will find where Alice hid...

Joyce

hid treasures for 24 years :lol:

...Years prior to the green... 8)

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green with envy , Dale plans ..... :?:

plans a trip to Andales.........

Andales where everyone knows Alice

Joyce

alice and her lover were

innocent Dale standing there shocked

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Shocked...he yelled Alice who....

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...who looked, smiled, and then... 8)

then ran her fingers over... :oops:
Joyce

over her leg

winked and

and said I can handle

Handle your package for you. 8)

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You..... take

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Wood-eye, of course i have....

have to

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the zygotes in the dish :shock:

dish me up some of

Joyce

...of that yummie green congealed... 8)

congealed stuff on the Spam :roll:

:o Spam and eggs is the...

8)

the only meal that we....
Jane

...we eat for Sunday brunch... 8)

brunch is just breakfast late...

8)

late risers who eat something
Joyce

...\"Something\", she said as she... 8)

....she tried to win at.......

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..at the one-armed bandits....

...Bandits were everywhere, guns blazing... 8)

blazing the trail was a ......

8)

...A CharlieB, dominating the World... 8)

world that he cannot control....

... a man in a thong...

thong(s), men and women wearing...

wearing nothing but smiles and :oops:
Joyce

sun burn of the butt

...Butt, we digress, the treasure... 8)

treasure is still to be

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Joyce

found in the Sierra Madre

just a reminder on the rules

2. A new line begins with the last word of the previous line.

Pardon the interuption, just want to remind everyone of the rules.
Please continue on using the above post.

Thanks

...Madre in a cave guarded... 8)

guarded by Pirate Jack Sparrow...

8)

Sparrows are perching birds that...... :)

...Guard treasure with Pirate Jack... 8)

Jack Daniels and Wild Turkey :?

Turkey was served with a

a bountiful Thanksgiving Feast for...

8)

for Dale and Alice who.........

who have never experienced the

the wonderful taste of gravy
Joyce

gravy made from chicken grease

...Grease and lard and lizzard...

...Lizard and eye of neut....

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Neut Gingrich decided to accept...

8)

accept chicken gravy and potatoes :D

potatoes are very good with....
Jane

with corn, cabbage and pickles

with greasy, grimey, gopher guts :x
Rob

Pickle guts in gopher gravy

(thought I would use a bit of each :D )

gravy, a greasy heart stopper...

Novel

stopper , cropper , all nicknames of ...... :?:

of Mike

from Canmore who

who tipped boat while fishing

fishing for.....fish..he hitched

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...Hitched a ride on the... 8)

the back of a dolphin.....

Dolphin Bob Griese who passed

to Paul Warfield for a

a touchdown in the endzone

dophin fins taste good with

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Joyce

with hotdogs beer AND popcorn :D

Novel

popcorn ! demanded

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gets it.....NO screamed alice

alice

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alice

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Joyce

hid all the yelapa pies
Joyec

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pies hidden , but soon ransomed ....

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ransomed for a pacifico beer

beer buckets full of ice...
Joyce

Novel

\" Ice , ice, baby\"

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...Friends of Captain Pedro drank...

content to be self sufficient...

:wink: 8)

sufficient funds are a MUST

...must if you want to... 8)

to get a good mohawk

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mohawk, tomahawk, jayhawk or hawkeye

Hawkeye Pierce was a surgeon
Joyce

surgeon who.. tried to avoid

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...Avoid the politics of war... 8)

...war...is costly and creates

Novel

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creates stories of wonder and .... :?:

and wander, wandering from here....

8)

here and there the flowers

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Joyce

flowers, the sweet smell of

8)

...of roses permeates the peripatetic... 8)

peripatetic with an air of

Joyce

of incredible laughter caused by

...by a noise and odor...

odor that will bring tears...

:wink: :lol: 8)

tears( :D ) to Dale and Alice... Sweetpea...

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you dance with me, oh

8)

...you shake your bon bon...

bon-bon....Hola Amiga, hola Amiga

Amiga... you want some ganja?

...Ganja brand of cheddar cheese... 8)

...cheese in the flavor of...

of Garden Herb Swiss made

8)

...made only from the finest...

finest cow Daisy Moo who

Who that Horton heard faintly

faintly heard the voice of

of the Vicar of Dibley,

8)

Dibley, where interesting characters reside

Joyce

reside in the English country...

:wink: 8)

gotta love Dawn French and the cast of characters...

country where a chocolate loving....

:)

loving, caring, understanding chocoholic can....

8)

Novel

can munch chocolate for lunch .... :)

lunch on chocolate covered grasshoppers....

:wink: 8)

...grasshoppers, and, go to the... 8)

the store for more chocolate...

chocolete easter bunnies? Give me

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Joyce

Me

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or the trick, you choose

Joyce

...Choose what ever is best... 8)

best to return to Andales.......

:D

Novel

Andales , where a surprise is ...... :?:

is riding in on the...

:wink: 8)

the burro during the alice...
Jane

Alice Cooper geriatric concert tour

tour the many clubs with

8)

...With a song in your... 8)

song in your head that

8)

Novel

that deciphers the scrolls of .....

of beautiful Mexican Silver Onyx....

Onyx is something very precious....

8)

...precious enough to share with....

the love of your life

life makes you appreciate everything

Joyce

.....Everything is Beautiful......just enjoy!!

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...Enjoy the treasure that I... 8)

... I have kept a secret...

8)

...secret admirers often times are...

are often the ones you....
Jane

you fall in love with...

:wink:

...With, because they are hot... 8)

hot as the Puerto Vallarta sun
Joyce

sun shined on mice holders

holders of a corona beer

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...very nice nor do beer...

......beer nuts and jello shots.....

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Novel

shots downed , timeshare reps approach .... :)

approach with sales pitch for...

8)

leg and an arm are

are necessary extensions that help
Joyce

Novel

help balance in ones journey.... :)

Journey that takes you to

to pv where fun is

is just around each corner...

...Corner, nook and crannie because... 8)

to leave home without it

It is so much fun

fun swimming in the ocean

leg through a bad storm

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storm clouds gather over Andales...
Joyce

the shop!

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donkeys are more.... :)

more fun to ride when........
:D

...When there is a bunch... 8)

Novel

bunch of donkey- do , causes ..... :)

causes skid marks and slippery...
Joyce

...slippery dancing around the floor... 8)

floor with all that foam

foam from a corona beer

Novel

beer barrel polka begins everywhere.... :)

everywhere there is a new

...New pirate looking for action... 8)

action..with weapons :shock: chocolate cannonballs

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....Cannonballs off the high dive.....

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Novel

dive for chocolate ! Tasty treats ..... :)

treats

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Easter bunny

for all.......

all kids are so excited

Excited hunting for easter eggs

eggs of many colours look

Joyce

look in all the best

best corners thats where you

you find the hole in

Novel

in the ozone layer , burn ....

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...Burn away the alien ship... 8)

ship that has set sail

....Sail me off to PV......

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PV in a hot air balloon

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balloon rides are the most

...Most slow way to travel... 8)

...travel by car can give...

give you great views or

8)

or at least tell a

a tired butt syndrome when

8)

When I sit on my booty

edited pic back in :wink:

booty is a slang word.........

:D

...word for your honkey tonk...

tonk, tonk, i think this...

:wink: :lol: 8)

this is where I get.....
Jane

get off the bus at.......

at Los Muertos Beach to...

8) :wink:

...To wet my appitite with... 8)

with a tall glass of......
Jane

of cervesa con ascetunas and ...8V8

:lol: 8)

...and chips and guacamole from...

from a beach bar in........

:D

in our favorite Mexican city....

:wink: :lol: 8)

...city of sun, fun, and...

Novel

and a jungle that hides...... :?:

...hides the evil that lurks... 8)

lurks just around the corner...
Joyce

...corner of 12th and Vine.....

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Novel

vine , moss encrust the creature ..... :shock:

...creature drinks love potion number... 8)

number of times we would....

:wink: :lol: 8)

...would sink our teeth into...

into piece of fresh dorado....

yummy....

:wink: :lol: 8)

wooden eye ball staring up....

:wink: :lol: 8)

up..rollers may be the

:lol:

...the best for frizzy hair...

chest ...and for this cutie

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chest ...and for this cutie

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http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif" alt="User image" loading="lazy"> that is just so funny!

...cutie pie is so adorable

Joyce

adorable ... photo is named dandelion :)

...wine gives me a headache

headache is excuse for not :wink:
Joyce

not... playing... the novel game :lol:

games people play now, every

Joyce

every one knows alices story

story... But WHO is Alice :? :D

Alice is a lady with........

...with a love them and...

...and leave them attitude, because......

who is who in the.....
Jane

the wild and crazy party

party, it is all about...

:wink: :lol: 8)

about making new friends and.....
Jane

and unforgettable memories that will...

:wink: :lol: 8)

...will last forever unless pirates... 8)

pirates of the caribbean take

take their eye patches off :shock:

.....off and look silly standing......

standing on the pier waiting................

waiting

for the

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sail off for the buried....

:wink: :lol: 8)

buried lost land of mystical

Joyce

mystical characters and creative stories

....stories of whozits and whatnots.....

whatnots and doohickeys found

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...by the cracked, temple stairs...

...Stairs that climb to the... 8)

the top of the stairs...

:wink: :lol: 8)

Stairs that lead you to

to ..a door and if you open ...

blinded by the beauty of.....
Jane

and her maize and blue

blue bedazzled swimming suit that...

:wink: :lol: 8)

that barely bothers blocking both... :wink:

both her beautiful maracas that... :oops:
Jane

that shake and rattle to :wink:

...To the beat of the... 8)

the famished cannibals rhythmic ritual

ritual scary initiations for many

Joyce

but not for our heroine

heroine..alice through all this

this ...just hangs in there

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...there, looks and laughs at...

at how funny dale has

lost his male enhancement drugs

.....drugs to make him grow......

grow more thirsty for ice-cold

ice-cold, corona, pacifico, sol, tequilla

....tequila shots, singing and dancing.............

dancing with energetic great gusto

Joyce

Gusto keeps you going when

...when your age has caught... 8)

caught you looking back at

At your wilder,crazy days

Days spent dazed and confused

Novel

confused but experience gained is ....

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is the highest measuring stick

stick and stones can hurt

Hurt yourself if you are

...are throwing sticks and stones.... 8)

...Stones are old geezers now...

now..and then rock n roll

Roll on down to the

the other side of bed

Joyce

bed...one fell off...bumped

...bumped is head and said... 8)

thing....because your not Alice

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....ALICE?????? Who the *%#! is........

...favorite time of night to... 8)

to drink and talk stupid

stupid drunken gibberish to all

Oyce

oops... Joyce

...all who will listen to... 8)

...to the far fetched stories...

.....stories of love and heartbreak....

heartbreak soaps with lots of... :lol:

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of good looking men who

who love good looking ladies :D

...ladies that cry and say...

say incredibly stupid things that

Joyce

that make us men cringe

cringe ...but good cooking helps

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...helps control the middle age...

.....age of Aquarius and the.....

...the dawning of the full... 8)

...Full Monty was a movie...

movie..and a Yummy breakfast

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breakfast of champions is served

Novel

served with court papers that .... :)

that caused the breakfast to

to give everyone food poisoning

...poisoning your mind with thoughts....

....thoughts of huffalumps and wangdoodles....

wangdoodles can be corrected with surgery

of my bones so I

Joyce

...I can be forever young... 8)

young at heart is what

what the most important advise

Joyce

advice only a psychiatrist can

Novel

can say is trust your ..... :?:

allow....Myrtle to

tell you...

you up is down when

Joyce

...When you know down is... 8)

Novel

is why hurting music is

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is...rap and Hank Snow

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Snow is not welcome in

...In my cervesa, however chilis... 8)

chilis

is welcome in your... :D

stars falling...spaceships invading our

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our cervazas, margaritas and tacos
Joyce

tacos, made from shredded shark....

(excellente)

Shark that is grilled over

(Welcome Back Tom!!!)

over coals..but crabby chowders..

chowders made in Boston are

are a democrats dream soup....

...Soup, as long as it... 8)

is hot, tasty and homemade

Joyce

homemade tortillas, tomales, and tostadas

tostadas washed down with

at.....

Andales is a great place

...handsdown! No excuse for pinching... 8)

pinch an inch and grow...

:wink:

grow and grow until you

clothes that are optional at :wink:

at..certain foam parties when

:D

when the foam is deep...

deep like the stories told

...Told us of Gods that... 8)

...that hypnotize and take advantage...

advantage of intoxicated gringos who

:wink: :lol: 8)

what is right there in

in front...the finer things.. .... :)

things that make this world....

...World stand up and shout... 8)

shout, shout, shout, to the

the twist and shout ..then :? :)

then take it all off

off through exercise and diet

diet...so when you go

go to the beach looking

Joyce

...Looking like a million dollars... 8)

dollars, pesos, francs are all

all good when you want....
jane

want Ted debt or alive

...alive and well in the....

the world we call Vallarta....

vallarta is the town where

...where Liz and Richard loved...

Loved to get married and....

...and lay in the sun on....

...On a huge Mexican blanket... 8)

Blanket they bought from the...

....iguanas always point to North... 8)

north of Puerto Vallarta the small

...small town of Bucerias is...

is filled with character charm

Joyce

charm that spreads 2miles long

long stretches of golden sand

Joyce

sand writings castles and footprints

Novels

footprints washed by salty seafoam :)

...seafoam disappear into the sand... 8)

...sand is annoying in your...

(oops....looks like we posted at the same time)

...will hypnotize you into believing....

Novel

believing his watery domain is..... :)

is his own private

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throne of gold and jewels

Joyce

:D jewels he received at birth...

...Birth from the pirates of... 8)

of the Caribbean, Captain Jack...

:D

JackSplat

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seas, the majestic swells that

that makes ones stomach churn

...churn butter and your arms...

arms that hold the rails...

:oops: :roll: :cry:

.....rails leading down to the............

...the wine cellar was empty...

empty! Cheese &crackers taken too

:x

Novel

too cruel was Jacksplats solution ...... :shock:

solution for a tequila hangover

.......hangover the edge and dangle.....

dangle his large and proud

...proud nose into the sea... 8)

...sea of mystery and love...

....love leaves you broken hearted.....

hearted

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...neptune, who broke his heart... 8)

Heart. Neptune had been hiding

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...hiding in the sunken ship...

ship sets sail into the

Novel

the lagoon . Dark plots are ..... :)

...are brewing in the minds...

minds of ... wine cellar thieves..

thieves took all the champagne

Joyce

champagne ! They used empty..

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...to send messages across the...

the swimming pool to order another

...another round of bubbly for... 8)

.....for the drunken PV Invaders......

...invaders from the Milky Way....

way out of the next....

:wink: :lol: 8)

...next milky way candy bar... 8)

bar or lounge is where

...where salty margaritas are served...

...served with calamari seasoned with... 8)

with hot sauce and mustard

Joyce

...mustard makes the Whataburgers better....

better yet have some chili

chili con carne in Mexico

...Mexico makes some great tequila....

tequila that makes you go..... :wink:
Jane

...go hmmm, where did I....

...I go wrong drinking bad... 8)

bad tequila will make you.... :wink:

:wink: :lol: 8)

you coco loco for some...........

:D

...some pirate on the Marigalante...

marigalante :shock: Well....shiver me timbers

...timbers full of bugs and... 8)

Novel

and wooden leg munching termites :)

termites, such destructive little creatures....

:wink: :lol: 8)

creatures that hide and run

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run to the nearest cervesa

...cervesa where they fall in... 8)

in for a drink of

:wink: :lol: 8)

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thru a day on the job

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...job that is extremely boring....

Novel

boring brings on snoring till ....

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till fired

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...I am your only employee...

employee..you must ignore if

:D

if i am still majority...

:wink: :lol: 8)

...majority of the stockholders say... 8)

Me stay, You go, and

ever let the door hit

...hit you on the butt... 8)

butt, on the way out

:wink: :lol: 8)

out of desperation he ran

...ran to the waiting arms... 8)

arms of a big hairy

Novel

hairy Teamster named Vito , who .....

who reminded me of Chuck

place was way up the

The alley and Scarey Larry...

Larry..bad day at the...

:)

...the morgue where Scarey Larry...

Novel

Larry needed change , so he .....

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so he did his best....

best to change his identity

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identity with a wig,mustache.....

mustache !

Larry
tried everything...but

...but still ended up looking... 8)

looking like Jim Neighbors in

:wink: :lol: 8)

Novel

in retrospect , Larry decided to ..... :?:

to change his underwear instead, thinking

thinking if he was caught...

:wink: :lol: 8)

...caught, his dirty underwear would... 8)

would lay down the gauntlet

gauntlet would have to be

:wink: :lol: 8)

Novel

be disinfected , quarantined allowing escape .... :oops:

escape of natural methane gasses....

:wink: :lol: 8)

...gasses that scorch your nostrils...

nostrils that are flared beyond

...beyond recognition because the methane... 8)

methane burned the hairs right...

:wink: :lol:

right off of your body...
Jane

Novel

body surfing Larry escaped the .....

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the time share sharks on

:wink: :lol: 8)

on the streets of PV........

:D

pv where the fun never

never ends, and the laughter

...laughter gets louder with more....

...more friends in the streets.... 8)

streets made rocks and more

...more twisted ankles than any....

Novel

any injuries were tequila cured :)

cured and down right happy because

because the size of a mans

mans arms determines the size.........

size.. how many beer chugging

chugging contests he can win...

:wink: :lol: 8)

...win the contest for beauty....

beauty as well as grace...

gave a great performance in....

:lol: 8)

Only Angels Have Wings at the factory club after

...after a day of hard... 8)

hard drinking and regrettable decisions

decisions that I could only make while

...while under the influence of....

of many glasses of Tequilla of which I drank with my

...my feet, I decided to... 8)

to try and play the

to take my shoes off I could more easily

oops! posted same time as michelle/tyler

easily defeat the Winnipeg Bluebombers!!

bluebombers, will wipe there feet

(omg mm2 you got me on that one lmao :D)

Feet of speed B.C. Lions

lol Michelle

Lions lose GREYCUP to bombers

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bombers forget the main reason

reason they were playing the ...

...the Old Maid card game...

Novel

game that soon included bets ..... :)

( remember only 5 words - starting with the last word of the previous post :) )

Cover. So they decided to go to

to hide from the bookies, who said they were

were going to

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...that during the full moon... 8)

moon then werewolves, dracula come

come to P.V. and party

party in there pretty pink

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...pink thongs required by the... 8)

...the customs agents because boxers...

...same freedom to roam around...

around the malecon late in the

the evening the wierdos arrive

about the same time every

every year to frolic and ....

eat mahi mahi sanwiches with

...with a pint of the... 8)

the good stuff that I

the good stuff, cole slaw....

...slawburger, fries, and a bottle...

bottle of Anjeo Tequila with...

a glass of water back

...back is how Gringos drink... 8)

drink tequilla when they start

of PV \"2007 Invasion\" when

when America and Canada will

:wink: :lol: 8)

will have a great thrill

thrill of men and women

women who dominate the world
:lol:

world and their kitchens

so :D

kitchens that reek of burnt

thong Yet... but burntfood diet...

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Novel

diet be darned ! Pass the ...... :)

...The cheesecake and chocolate pie... 8)

pie is great but brownies

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are too die for unless

unless it is molten chocolate....

:wink: :lol: 8)

chocolate that looks like a

a huge piece of stuffed

:wink: :lol: 8)

...stuffed manicotti with garlic bread...

bread with 4 beers and

and enough chips to kill

:wink: :lol: 8)

kill a small mule that

that just happens to belong

:wink: :lol: 8)

belong to a moderator from

from Iowa where he sits........

:lol: :wink: :D

sits typing feverishly on computer

computer wishing it was still

still living a good life

Joyce

life in the green pastures

pastures that never turn brown

brown is the color I turn

turn when the sunburn heals

heals from too much outdoor

outdoor fun and adventures in

in paradise at the GCP.....
Jane

in Puerto Vallarta in July

July, Independance Day celebrations...

:wink: :lol: 8)

clebrations that happen everytime I

...I fly in an airplane...

that lands safely in a

...a tropical destination with sand....

...sand, sun and great tequila... 8)

tequila and squirt is so.....

:wink: :lol: 8)

so good before breakfast when you are in

in a drunken state of.....
Jane

anything you did with your

your spouse the night before.......

:D

before you had the margaritas

fajitas, filling frying fast for

VacationGod because he is special but while he was eating the fajitas...

fajitas ..cruise ship

tourists arrived...

arrived to shop and eat

eat everything in Puerto Vallarta

Vallarta is a place for....

:wink: :lol: 8)

(reminder: five word phrases)

meeting friends and making new

new friends that will last....

last for years and years

looking for the perfect place

place to make new friends....
Jane

friends that will not fade....

:wink: :lol: 8)

fade through time but become

becoming ever closer over time,

Joyce

time because in Puerto Vallarta

...Vallarta, the living dead come... 8)

come alive every Halloween....

Halloween is the best time....
Jane

Halloween and they look for..

for food at the cemetery

Joyce

Novel

believe or not , evil lurks..... :shock:

lurks in the

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...of men and women who... 8)

Andales is the party place

Joyce

place where all the girls

girls oggle men thongs

thongs \"covering\" various sizes and shapes :oops:

Joyce

and there are so many

many types of sun screen

want ugly tanlines but if...

Novel

if a bar tan is .... :)

is good the drinks are

are always on the house

always thirsty after a day ..

day at the beach soaking

...soaking up the ambiance of... 8)

of blue skies sand water...

bikinis, Tequila, Corona, more bikinis,

bikinis,as jack and dale

dale order drinks

called the

...the donkey so everybody could... 8)

Novel

could meet \"Mongo\" the magnificent ..... :)

magnificent acrobatic handsome male model

Joyce

and his female companion Sheeba

Novel

and tail wagger supremo entertained ..... :)

(cracked me up with that one Sylvia ! :) )

entertained guests fiesta night not...

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:D

not thinking about the consequences

consequences that no one could

could even of thought about

about,sheebas tail wagging could

could cause the local constabulatory

constabulatory to issue a citation....

citation for public tail wagging

wagging so hard it caused...

:wink: :lol: 8)

caused a large crowd of

of spectators watching the spray-painter....

spray-painter while trying not to

was sitting on a bench

bench facing the sunset along...

:wink: :lol: 8)

along the highway, when Mongo.......

:D

Mongo jump out of the

the bushes yelling \"Hola Amigos\"

:wink: :lol: 8)

do ya want some more

more spanish lessons for only

Novel

only the lonely understood the ... :)

reasons for such a question

question, who would have a

a problem with the different

different types of questions asked

when questioned about the problems

problems, mongo gritted his teeth

teeth that were very sharp........

...Sharp and eyes very red... 8)

red, and asked, who is

is Alice

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for a long and lonely...

...Lonely afternoon with out her... 8)

For, The small monkey in the :)

Novel

the jungle needed a banana .... :)

novel

banana,because george was hungry

hungry enough to eat the fiesta platter with

with, 24 beers and a bottle

bottle of tequila, George swings........

swings, down from a large Palm

palm tree to siesta under

until the banana boat crowd...

(Pretend it is :D )

crowd, crashed into the shorline

shoreline,a beautifull women fell

fell, into the arms of a

a very gorgeous george who

...who looked into her eyes... 8)

eyes, and said, where have

have you been, my darling

Joyce

...darling angel with locks of...

of mousy brown hair, Alice......

Alice.. had been to

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where she enjoyed many glasses

glasses of raicilla, when suddenly.......

suddenly. out of the corner of her

...her eye she spied a...

a, large purple dragon lurking :lol: :lol: :lol:

lurking with his nostrils flared

Novel

flared beak was Barney , but ... :)

but, no one noticed that his :D

his big purple beak wasnt

because it was attached to........
:D

to his best friends bicycle
Joyce

bicycle spoke :o tiretube to the rescue

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rescue me... come on baby (Aretha Franklin)

Joyce

baby can i touch those

those reflectors to see if

...if they really work or... 8)

or, just for show, and maybe

Novel

maybe we can ride into ..... :)

...into the sunset at Andales... 8)

into, the sunset with a yellow

yellow feather in my hair....
Jaen

Novel

hair feather attracts diving Pelicans ! :shock:

Pelicans, who in turn drop white :)

ladies,

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Andales, where a donkey ride.........

ride might.. make one Bulleged :)

bullegged like Cowboy Bob and

and, his sidekick tricky Ricky during

during his rodeo

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...in the Oval Office with... 8)

with, busty rusty and their dog

dog Fifi the rainbow coloured

Joyce

Colored, toy fox terrior that looked

looked at Sheeba and thought............

:D

thought, boy you are one mixed

mixed but pretty puppy Sheeba ...

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and then without warning Sheeba

Sheeba peed in random circles

Joyce

circles, that became larger and larger

Dale searched for the elusive

Joyce

elusive white thong worn by

...by the Super Heros who... 8)

who rule the world with

with feather boas and crayons

Joyce

crayons that describe the unicorn

unicorn with the braided mane

Joyce

mane called my little pony..

pony,every little girls dream

dream about a

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handsome....

...handsome fellow to sweep you...

you off your lovely feet

feet with coupon to

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...parasail over Banderas Bay screaming...

...screaming, \"not with my wife...\" 8)

wife, who puts up with

...with all the nonsense he...

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take to the beach for....

:wink: :oops: :lol: 8)

a quiet, peaceful time, while

Novel

while a freak avalanche threatens ..... :)

...threatens to bury their resort...

Resort in Clothes..The women

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women wear their thongs with

with honey and brown sugar

sugar is a dental nightmare

Joyce

nightmare on Elm Street when

when Freddy gets sugar kicks

...kicks his habit of stealing....

Novel

stealing tacos and picking his ... :)

his victims with cunning, charm...

charm bracelets jingle and jangle

Joyce

jangle..please Mr. tambourine man....

Novel

man will enchant you with .... :)

with his sneaky underhand comments

...comments about his wild, passionate... 8)

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fruity, frosty, tall, cool drink

drink,till the sun comes

...comes up or goes down...

down along the beaches of

....of Montego Bay where all......

:D

all the kings horses and

Joyce

Novel

and goats gathered wild oats :)

oats, wheat, hops and barley....

:lol: 8)

barley for horses whiskey for ...

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for my friends but never

never ride drunk nor ride ..... :wink: :lol: 8)

ride around all night on.......

:D

drinking! Save a horse ride...... :D

laughing and pointing at MargaritaMan2....

:wink: :lol: 8)

MargaritaMan2 in his bright red

red thong strutting the beaches.........

:lol: :D :wink:

beaches, work it baby, work...

:wink: :lol: 8)

no tomorrow. Alice laughed when......

when, she saw the look

...look that all the donkeys... 8)

donkeys with their big pointy

pointy, ears and that big

big swaying tail that hit.....

:D

hit the floor every body

Joyce

everybody, and give alice ten

ten almond tequila shooters and

Joyce

...and a big smooch on...

on the lips, never mind

mind the mustache, just kiss

:roll: :wink: :oops: :lol: 8)

kiss her softly, slowly letting

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letting margaritaman2 walk thru with....

:wink: :roll: :oops: 8)

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believe pink was his favorite...

:oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: 8)

GREAT ONE palapagirl....

excellent

letters, what letters, look closer....

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

E)E 8V8 :-E

ok Joyce...

...closer, he has waxed his...

:oops: OMG :oops:

:lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :twisted: :evil:

his body so he could........

:D

could be smooth and shiny

(laughing very very hard right now)

Joyce

shiny as a new nickel

...work because the nickel plating... 8)

plating just flakes off like....

:roll: :wink: :roll:

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bad sunburn from too much

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hammock, sold by beach vendor...

vendor, named Antonio Banderas , wearing

wearing a stretchy red thong!!!

...thong and a smile that... 8)

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lapdance while wearing the tightest

tightest little blue and yellow

yellow reversible and sun faded

faded tan

on her big

so the mods say we can go adult on a family site...yipppeee ... I am very impressed!! (NOT)

...big beach blanket she dropped...

dropped her book and ran

Joyce

around. Its me or her :D

her beauty was just so....

:wink: :lol: 8)

so amazing she kept it..

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the, heat of the moment

moment when they danced in

the never ending novel

in the big vat of melted chocolate

...Chocolate ice cream and caramel... 8)

caramel sauce slowly oozing down..........

:D

down, get down you mangy

Joyce

mangy work of the master

master mind behind the invasion..............

invasion, soon to come but

but, Mr crown & mm2 challenge everyone.

everyone to a game of....

:wink: :lol: 8) :twisted: :roll: :evil:

of tequila volleyball. Everyone must......

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never ending novel

to gross the other team out! Then when we win...

...to the messy caramel eating... 8)

Novel

eating caramel lead to dental ....

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dental robber.. the tooth fairy...

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fairy with more money than....

:wink: :lol: 8)

than common sence challenged us

us to a thong race with :oops:

with Kozo the purple hippo :lol:

race? Dragon races set for ...

Belardi asks who has the thong thing..Not me I am into.. hats

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...for eating peppers and breathing...

breathing to get the fire...

Novel

of the dreaded habanero surprise ! :)

Surprise birhtday party for MM2 (Oops, did I let the cat out of the bag?)

Joyce

At the party, once the cat got out of the bag, everyone

(who/what is MM2)

Novel

everyone ate, sang and danced .... :)

( MM2 - is the reincarnation of Margarita Man (MM ). One of the board moderators also known as Bryan . )

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hat full of everything that

best choice for the rest of the guests. :roll: so we had

Novel

had champagne and cake instead :)

( Happy Bday Bryan ! :) )

Re: Novel

had champagne and cake instead :)

( Happy Bday Bryan ! :) )Thanks for the birthday wishes. But i have to give all the gifts back cuz my Bday is in March. The 4th to be exact.
We plan to be in P.V. on that date. Party time for sure.

all of us were quite full what w/ the combo of fajitas, champagne & cake (not necessarily in that order for some of us), so

Novel

so Jenny Craig was called ..... :)

called cause the cat had to work it off..

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...off the hips and thighs...

thighs, workout is called thighmaster

its private lessons from Nike...
http://www.nike.com/nikewomen/us/index.jhtml?ref=www.nike.com#sol

I posted this site on my little board a few months ago :) check out the Nike site quite good!!

...Nike shoe sizes run smaller...

smaller the more you workout!!! :P

workout, your right arm when

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back, back, back, until you :)

you

wake up and enjoy ...

enjoy the sweet smell of.......

Novel

of hibiscus laden ocean breezes .... :)

and a stomach ache that

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(Bet your sorry you showed me these, huh smitty?)

Novel

that makes room for breakfast :)

( Ozzy - go crazy ! :) )

breakfast of hot coffee, mimosas &

...and mexican omlets with lots...

lots of pankcakes

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Novel

no maple syrup because the .... :)

the tequilla at the bar

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bar was flowing like water

Joyce

water! tequilla went right into...

my brain, jumping on my

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bike got pulled over

said....

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all it will take is

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http://bestsmileys.com/money/8.gif" alt="User image" loading="lazy">that Mongo and

raised by......

...by selling pictures of them... 8)

them doing crazy dance moves

moves like only the famous.....

famous ballet troupe could do......

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...do because their tights ripped...

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while pumping iron down on ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

on Los Muertos Beach where........

where, one of the best....

:wink: :lol: 8)

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Novel

along came the troupe , dogpaddling ..... :)

dogpaddling in their tights, they........
:D

they had too many

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laughing because everyone was

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was to drunk to remember

...remember where to put his...

...his transporter device so he... 8)

he gave it to Alice......
:D

Alice, transported the 2007 Invasion....

:wink: :lol: 8)

invasion to a wonderful

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to palm tress with a

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thirsty is a state of .....

:wink: :lol: 8)

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through a hot sunny day ...

Joyce

Novel

day dreams were causing a .... :)

a lack of productivity in....

:wink: :lol: 8)

in anything that we would

would even want to attempt....

:wink: :lol: 8)

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siesta, is the besta time.... :wink: :lol: 8)

time, to attempt to go :D

go and have some fun.....

fun, what is that? We....

:wink: :wink: :wink:

...we just want to see...

see flying pink pigs going

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going to the mall on rollerskates

Joyce

Rollerskates and car hops make ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

...make Alice & Dale think back......
:D

Novel

back to their first date ..... :)

date, that was the start....

:roll: :oops: :lol: 8)

...start of something wondeful and... 8)

And, paradise by the dashboard....

:wink: :lol: 8)

...dashboard lights. They soon realized....
:D

realized they were out of

of control and stopped fogging

Joyce

fogging up the windshield but...

the foggy one it was... Dale... :lol:

Sorry.. Canada ..foggy windows!

Novel

he left the keys , so .... :)

so he looked in his :roll:

...his sock but the odor...

odor was not stiinky feet....

:wink: :lol: 8)

stepped lively into a utopian

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utopian commune who convinced him .... :?:

him that he needed to

to empty his pockets and....

and admit that his huge

huge iguana had to find

find what caused the fire

...fire that burned down the... 8)

...the coconut palm that hit.....

:D

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for 2 hours. When he

he suddenly realized that his

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on because mexibeach is not

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not a beach but mountains ..

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until the north winds transport ..... :)

transport bluebirds and humming birds

Joyce

birds to be released over

over the Bay of Banderas

Banderas ..Hunter Pete is thrilled

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thrilled to see Pelicans floating

Joyce

floating upside down in brine

brine, pickled pelican is a....

:wink: :lol: 8)

a delicacy served with the ...

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the finest vino from the vineyards.....

:wink: :roll: 8)

vineyards, where the best grapes

...grapes are made into wine... 8)

wine is what mexibeach does :oops:

does not, does too, does....

:wink: :lol: 8)

does pelican taste good barbecued

barbecued with a side of

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of chocolate covered rat legs

legs, pelican legs are scrawny

Joyce

scawny..eat rats and pelicans ....

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pelicans &

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sunrise and a sunset in P.V.

PV..but in America

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to count, re-count all ballots....

:wink: :lol: 8)

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arrival to paradise, yet he.....

:wink: :lol: 8)

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Antartica because

stole the suitcases....

suitcases full of non-essential items....

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but luckily, the essential ones (vino, cervezas & Ricard) were

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were intercepted by alcoholic apes .... :)

apes, new to the baggage.....

:wink: :lol: 8)

bagage that smelled like cabbage

Hey Ronald opps went to wrong addy :cry:

cabbage, by any other name....

:wink: :lol: 8)

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named Spanish is repollo , still .... :)

still smelled like it just.....

:wink: :lol: 8)

...just claimed the aroma of...

of money money money, when....

when the loot rolled out

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out of those cabbage rolls....

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...buckets used for fetching water...

water that was retrieved from

from a little pond by

by the mountain side where....

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where a tribe of pygmies .... :)

pygmies sent one lucky guy...

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guy to play professional basketball for the

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the Minnesota Midgets Magical Tour

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tour the countryside looking for

for

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them strange folk entertained and :)

and snorted

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about hither and yon, frolicking

Joyce

frolicking except one lazy dragon

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dragon whose flame was missing ! :)

missing their desired temperature to ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

to snort cook the hotdog

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hotdog with sauerkraut and peppers

Joyce

peppers on a steak fajita

fajita is a spanish word

word is the word spoken....

:wink: :lol: 8)

spoken between nummy mouthful bites..

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by many longtime returning visitors......
:D

visitors from around the globe.....

...globe trotters shoot hoops and...

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and hungrily munch away on ... :)

on soul food while listening ..

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special places to meeet and....

and make lasting friends who....

who will become closer than....

:wink: :lol: 8)

than we ever expected because......

:D

because Vallarta just does that.....

that being said...Alice & Dale.......
:D

...Dale decided to fly to... 8)

Novel

Greenland and buy a Reindeer

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reindeer to pull him out.....

out of the

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fire was finally snorted by..

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...by Puff the magic dragon...

who lived by the sea...

...And frolicked in a land... 8)

land called Hanna-Lee, oh Puff

Puff.. they

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was dancing the tango with....

with the Queen of Hearts.....

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the pygmie shot a dart .... :?:

dart for her heart, so

...So she would fall in... 8)

love...& live happily ever after; EXCEPT

EXCEPT.... the dart missed and hit

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...hit her in the big...

Big tutu so he... practised..

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...Practiced throwing those darts at... 8)

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target of his true affections....

affections..Friday night Bingo lover Sadie

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said pygmy joe who shot

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for all his friends so they could celebrate...

celebrate thanksgiving with stuffed

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and rycia - unfortunately...

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unfortuneately drunken joe started a :)

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...at the Convent, and the... 8)

racilla... SisterRachel

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...wee bit too much booze... 8)

booze hound .. my middle name :D

name Rachelhound... give up the habit

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habit ..he cried to the cutest nun; she responded

responded by grabbing the jug

Joyce

jug then disguised herself

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and proceeded to drink from the jug,saving just a little for

for medicinal purposes. She hid

(is this game still a 5 word limit?)

Joyce

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hid behind a tree giggling ... :)

(supposed to be 5 words :) )

giggling, giggles as she thinks :D

thinks how to chug beer.....

:D

...beer from the land of.....

spikes the volleyball right into.....
:D

and with a SMACK her......

:wink: :lol: 8)

(yes it is still five word phrases Sylvia)...
at least i never changed the rules unless you did
and i missed the post....

take care, stay cool....

her habit quickly became addicted

addicted to PV, she quickly....

...shed her habit; drank her... 8)

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frosty

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box lunches for the fishing.....

:wink: :lol: 8)

Novel

fishing and beer chugging contest :)

contests that surely will be....

be part of the invasion....
:D

invasion of the thonged raiders

:wink: :lol: 8)

raiders, invaiding the bingo hall.....
:D

Novel

hall frequented by frenzied hordes

...hordes of beautiful Senoritas looking... 8)

looking depressed because fat men

around took all the pool ....

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chics who were all

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(Thanks mexibeach I had it in my fav stash ... You should see it full blown) :lol:

sight of aliens disco dancing....

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dancing the night away at ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

Novel

at big dipper disco and ... :)

and Milkyway Pub & Grill.... :wink: :lol: 8)

Novel

grill-ed :) Martian meatloaf is the :)

is just canned spam made....

:wink: :lol: 8) YUMMY for my TUMMY :wink: :lol: 8)

made to look like donuts......
:D

donuts donuts everywhere and not....

...not a bite to be... 8)

be or not to be

be he dead or be....

:lol: :lol: 8)

be alive when donut consumers ...

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consumers driving nice impalas start

start tailgating your bumper like.....

...like bubblegum on your foot... 8)

...foot long hot dogs make...

make the best outdoor meals

meals for

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...BoyScouts cook their meals over... 8)

tent on the beach where...

where the girls are

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http://bestsmileys.com/pageindex.htm

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truth or dare was on ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

on .. just needed an empty

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empty bottle to start the....

the drunken rant on Trip

get even with them for....

:lol: 8)

(pdxbuff - welcome to our little game. make sure you start with the last word from the previous post, along with four more words for your phrase... just wanted to let you in on the rules... thanks...)

My Face Is Red!

I was distacted and probably sent this message hours late.
I will try to lay off the wine and pu__y more carefully in the future.
Sorry about that.

Novel

the

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suddenly the war started in

...In the living room where... 8)

where all good domestic squables ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

squabbles will end with ...

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kissypoo and hugs , then a ... :)

ABOOK

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mars the next frontier for.... :wink: :lol: 8)

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time,and time again they

they want timeshares on Mars....

mars but.. :( womin areon venice

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...Venice was the name of... 8)

of the northern tip of Martian....

:wink: :lol: 8)

Martian that was my favorite

tim, aka tiny was tiptoeing ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

sleeping giant who snores like

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like a volcano erupting but ... :)

but has no clue what....

:wink: :lol: 8)

what

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\"BE QUIET , \" he pleads as .... :)

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hammock hanging over water filled.....

:D

filled tanks of dolphins ready....

:wink: :lol:

ready to start dolphin kissing...

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...kissing? No biting is more... 8)

more exciting if you have....

:wink: :lol: 8)

Novel

have a apple bobbing contest ... :)

contest or a tank escapee

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http://www.gorillaz.com/item.php?URL=bobbing :)

escapee by the name of ....

:wink: :lol: 8)

of BIGONE that got away...

away they go to play....

:D

meet and fall in love :wink:
Jane

love your grandchildren with complete

complete open heart and listen ....

...listen to them whine and... 8)

and cry, send them home.... :wink: :lol: 8)

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peace and quiet, with my....

:wink: :lol: 8)

i see you are working really hard today mexibeach :wink: :wink:

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cheese, all hot and melted....

:wink: :lol: 8) good for you mexibeach... nice going \"klutz\" :wink: :lol: 8) just had to tease you, been there done that too... :oops: :oops:

melted but... miss

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granddaughter thought, oh what fun.....
:D

...fun to be away from... 8)

from mom and dad, so .... :wink:

Novel

Gramps and junior craved pizza ! :)

pizza with pickles and salmon

...salmon cooked on the grill...

map so they can find

find fastest route to return...

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...Return to the mother ship... 8)

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ship headed safely back to ... :)

(that couch and kids smiley was hilarious ! :) )

to

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where dreams come true, regardless

Joyce

regardless of

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Novel

they dream , parents strive to :)

to guide the little ones ...

Joyce

to the house of the wicked witch

witch, which old witch was....

was dead, but her sister

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sister was meaner then sin

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tempt me daily and twice

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know that we all love....

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sauce, or sous, a chef..... :wink: :lol: 8)

mean yes, but what a ..... :wink: :lol: 8)

a fantastic chef and a.....
Jane

a mentor to all who....
:D

who worship his kitchen skills

Joyce

...skills and nasty mouth which... 8)

which we all can attest..... :wink: :lol: 8)

attest that he needs to.....
Jane

and of course sour cream
Deb

cream makes everything smooth and

:wink: :lol: 8)

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sauce ..yummy and what the heck...

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heck, five words later is

...is nothing but a speck... 8)

Novel

speck on the horizon was ..... :?:

was the Marigallente returning to....

:wink: :lol: 8)

to home base when suddenly.....
:D

suddenly it was a race....

Novel

race to beat the fire .....

...fire that was engulfing the... 8)

the favorite resort in PV

PV with wonderful displays of

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of love, compassion, and respect....

respect the Mexican culture
Jane

culture, so rich with world...

world old world charm that

Novel

stand to leave , when the ....

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...the timeshare vendors approach you...

you..buy and become owners... :D

...owners, and then cry because... 8)

because they have no more money

Joyce

money for airline tickets so ....

so you rent your timeshare because

because you want to get

get as much bang for

for the love of this....

this city call Puerto Vallarta

Vallarta and the friends we
Jane

we make along the way

way down south by the...

the

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point well taken and now

now we enjoy the giggles

...giggles, where are you, Girl?... 8)

Girl, amiga is the feminine..

feminine gender.. curls frills and

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and devastating beauty for sure

sure we can talk gorgeous....

:wink: :lol:

gorgeous, golden tanned bikini goddesses

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Mexibeach has such radiance, it..... :wink: :wink:

it requires sunglasses on your

your puppy and Chihuahuas friends :) ....

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you things you never wanted....

to hear or know about

about yourself, or about your ....

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digging in freshly planted flowers

flowers, birds of paradise are

...are always being eaten by... 8)

...by iguanas hungry for chicken...

chicken, fish of the sea

sea monsters invade the sanctuary....
:D

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your pride as you post....

:twisted: :evil: :lol: 8)

post about places you love....
Jane

love and romance, where else....

else would you go to...

to the land of the....

:wink:

the never ending sunset party
Joyce

...party only in our minds... 8)

minds that tend to wander.....
:D

wander all over the map

maps are really easy to fold

Joyce

Novel

fold and follow, X marks ..... :)

marks the spot with a..... 8)
Jane

...a crayon or dry erase...

erase all the horrible memories....
:D

...memories of Haight Ashbury when... 8)

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when happy hippies grooved to...

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to the hypnotical musical beat

Joyce

beat repeatedly by the Police

Police who are only there....

:D

there for pipes&drums competition

competition that was loud and

...and rhythmic and lasted for....

for days and days, oh

oh when will this wait...

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we can board that big

big jet plane to places....
:D

places like Vallarta, home to....

to sock it to you margaritas

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have the best tequila and limes...

limes, leaves a tart taste.....

taste that says \"pucker up\"...

up and whistle till the..

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http://homepage.mac.com/heli1/B1091977910/C107973448/E20060111165806/index.html

the cows come home from....

...from the cheese factory with... 8)

Novel

with royalty payments , moo-ney that :)

that helped the bull market

...market steaks, roasts, and juicy...

juicy shrimp on a stick...
:D

...stick down by the bay... 8)

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while unwinding from such a...

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only the

would loosen up..

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swings the pendulum do, and

and hickory dickory dock, who

Remember no more than five words in total

who watches the clock more

more than anybody just before.....

:roll:

...before the clock watcher goes... 8)

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to decide where to go...

go, stay, go, oh what.....

what takes so long to...

dinner for two at your

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your next ! Drooled the cannibal .... :)

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chianti, with liver on the side...

side of kidney with that....

:wink: :lol: 8)

you want to order seconds...

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icecream cannibal style , eyes in .... :)

in the bowl of with

with ears for handles on....

:wink: :lol: 8) :shock:

on our sick minds again

again we sink to new....

new lows, but rebounding again

again, because that is just...

just the kind of people....
:D

...people we wish we could... 8)

could party with in PV... <:-)-

PV, our little piece of....

:wink: :lol: 8)

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local pie n sky ladies luncheon

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luncheon of quacemole and margaritas...

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nachos, tacos, fajitas, and salsa...

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hungry for more PV, Ole!

Ole Nike Ole Pappa loves Mambo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tLIwIHHpk

...mambo is the dance of... 8)

of gorgeous women and bachelors

bachelors and bachelorettes all dancing....
:D

...dancing under the stars and...

making reality TV and handed

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...handed over the stolen loot...

...loot consisting of gold and... 8)

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for Alice ends with red.....

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red, the colour of the

in the morning sailor take

take a valium and a

and

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...morning sickness is no way.....

way an enjoyable experience but....

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Nice seeing you back on board Bellaluna.. :)

....\"it\" can be called \"hangover\"....

Thank you so much, I miss everyone so much!!

hangover or Monday morn flu ....

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flu: Asian, Hong Kong, and....

and the worst of them all, the dreaded

dreaded locks is no cure....

:wink: :lol: 8)

cure... but the flu jab is

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is well worth it if

if the one with the....

:roll: 8)

the needle is a hot....
Jane

hot Lips Houlihan not.. nurseRatchet... :)

NurseRatchet could always find humor.....

......humour with a rubber glove.......

glove(d), she asks the patient

patient to bend over and...

and \"smile\" pretty for the.... 8)

the guy taking the pictures!...

Pictures!! You are on Candid..... :wink: 8)

Candid Camera, oh my God!...

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from here and me back...

back ribs are good eating

Street Bistro ..but NO rib tickling....

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tickling makes people giggle :D beyond

beyond your dreams are naked

naked Shirley Maclaine would say... :)

say in one of my past lives I

lives that keep repeating themselves....

8)

themselves Shirley&

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Emperor Penguins make excellent waiters

waiters, taking care of your

your guests huge appetite and..

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and thirst for a great

great big bowl of cheezies

......cheezies and margaritas while watching.....

Worldcup and thongs, now that :wink: :wink:

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combination of YIKES and OH.....

:wink: :lol: 8)

Oh what Fun with right....

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right accesories your ready for

for any beach blanket bingo

bingo, bango, bongo, is a.....

a new

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PVcrowd that can really shake....

:wink:

shake, rattle, and max out

out of control, all dressed...

....Dressed to the Nines for..........

for a night of adventure

......adventure takes us to the................

the ? next poster may know....

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......know the way to create.........

create travel fashions for special ...

special clients with mucho dinero
Joyce

Novel

dinero which purchases many interesting ....

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interesting gifts for the wife :wink:

Joyce

wife, & even nicer ones for

for the sweet young daughter....
:D

daughter, who spends even more.....

8)

Never Ending Novel

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